I found the water some three hundred yards away, and had been resting about twenty minutes, when I heard voices. That is all right, I thought - peasants going to work; nobody else likely to be stirring this early. But the next moment these comers jingled into sight around a turn of the road - smartly clad people of quality, with luggage-mules and servants in their train! I was off like a shot, through the bushes, by the shortest cut. For a while it did seem that these people would pass the king before I could get to him; but desperation gives you wings, you know, and I canted my body forward, inflated my breast, and held my breath and flew. I arrived. And in plenty good enough time, too.
"Pardon, my king, but it's no time for ceremony - jump! Jump to your feet - some quality are coming!"
"Is that a marvel? Let them come."
"But my liege! You must not be seen sitting. Rise! - and stand in humble posture while they pass. You are a peasant, you know."
"True - I had forgot it, so lost was I in planning of a huge war with Gaul" - he was up by this time, but a farm could have got up quicker, if there was any kind of a boom in real estate - "and right-so a thought came randoming overthwart this majestic dream the which - "
"A humbler attitude, my lord the king - and quick! Duck your head! - more! - still more! - droop it!"
He did his honest best, but lord, it was no great things. He looked as humble as the leaning tower at Pisa. It is the most you could say of it. Indeed, it was such a thundering poor success that it raised wondering scowls all along the line, and a gorgeous flunkey at the tail end of it raised his whip; but I jumped in time and was under it when it fell; and under cover of the volley of coarse laughter which followed, I spoke up sharply and warned the king to take no notice. He mastered himself for the moment, but it was a sore tax; he wanted to eat up the procession. I said:
"It would end our adventures at the very start; and we, being without weapons, could do nothing with that armed gang. If we are going to succeed in our emprise, we must not only look the peasant but act the peasant."
"It is wisdom; none can gainsay it. Let us go on, Sir Boss. I will take note and learn, and do the best I may."
He kept his word. He did the best he could, but I've seen better. If you have ever seen an active, heedless, enterprising child going diligently out of one mischief and into another all day long, and an anxious mother at its heels all the while, and just saving it by a hair from drowning itself or breaking its neck with each new experiment, you've seen the king and me.
If I could have foreseen what the thing was
